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80 Lousy Animal “Facts” Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

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With millions of animal species inhabiting the earth, it’s pretty safe to say that animal kingdom is pretty intense and strange. Believe it or not, there just so much you don’t yet about our non-human counterparts. For instance, have you ever heard that prairie dogs greet each other by kissing? Or that scorpions glow under UV light?

While most of us love learning this sort of fact, no one can forbid us from creating alternative stories to the already strange world. Because why not? As long as you don’t mess with and harm the mother nature, there’s no one who can stop you from having a little laugh at its tiny creations and the predicaments they get involved in.Apparently, that’s what people who gather in subreddit called S**ttyAnimalFacts are doing.

People pick the cutest, funniest and most adorable videos and photos of animals and pair them with ‘facts’ that make the whole ordeal too funny to scroll past by. Although no one in any way is stating that these ‘facts’ are true, a good laugh is guaranteed. Already intrigued? Scroll below to read them!

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#1

If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade

If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade

#2

In 2005 scientists at Seoul national university managed to cross dog with seal. Sadly, the only specimen that survived to adulthood was born blind

#3

Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight

Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight

#4

De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws

#5

Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil

Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil

#6

Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us

Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us

#7

After the popularity of the “Longcat” meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded.

#8

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

#9

Did You Know – The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

Did You Know - The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

#10

Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons

Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons

#11

Using live traps to get rid of opossums has begun to backfire as the opossums are using their prison time to get jacked, making them stronger than ever when they get back on the streets.

#12

Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs

Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs

#13

The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism

The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism

#14

Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch

Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch

#15

Welsh farmer Amaethon Jones from Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch bred the longest cow on earth. Sadly, the cow is very conscious about her length and refuses to be photographed in its entirety

#16

Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards

Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards

#17

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

#18

Since criminals begun using trained mice as couriers for sim cards, USB sticks, and drugs, especially in prisons, the FBI has established a feline division in 2005

#19

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

#20

Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies

Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies

#21

Never underestimate a cat’s dedication to wake you up in the morning. Here you can see one who rescued their owner after an avalanche in order to get fed

#22

Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger

Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger

#23

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

#24

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

#25

Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks

Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks

#26

All royal Canadian mounted police on active duty will be issued an official beaver companion starting in 2018. A small scale study found active duty beavers helped reduce aggression and 78% of people who encountered the beavers said they felt “More Canadian” afterwards.

#27

A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.

A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.

#28

Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations

Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations

#29

When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage

When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage

#30

The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam

The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam

#31

Giraffes Evolved Their Long Necks To Help Them Survive In Even The Deepest Arctic Snow

Giraffes Evolved Their Long Necks To Help Them Survive In Even The Deepest Arctic Snow

#32

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

#33

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

#34

Many Sheep Can’t Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About

Many Sheep Can't Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About

#35

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

#36

Ghost-Dogs Must Eat The Souls Of The Innocent To Regain Their Color

Ghost-Dogs Must Eat The Souls Of The Innocent To Regain Their Color

#37

Marine Biologist Are Now Tagging Whales, In Hope To Better Understand Their Movements

Marine Biologist Are Now Tagging Whales, In Hope To Better Understand Their Movements

#38

Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We’re In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit

Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We're In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit

#39

Ducks Are Not Animals

Ducks Are Not Animals

#40

If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat

If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat

#41

Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns

Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns

#42

Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries

Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries

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#43

In 2015 a breeding program began injecting water strider DNA into embryos of german shepherds, resulting in dogs that can literally walk on water.

#44

Cats Can Read

Cats Can Read

#45

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

#46

New field studies revealed that cats with solid black coats prefer Canada geese over cars as mode of transportation for medium distances

#47

One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It’s Time For A New Cartridge

One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It's Time For A New Cartridge

#48

Phone Addiction Therapy Dogs Are Available For Rent Or Hire. I’ve Rented One For The Next Two Weeks… See You In Mid-April!

Phone Addiction Therapy Dogs Are Available For Rent Or Hire. I've Rented One For The Next Two Weeks... See You In Mid-April!

#49

Magpies Are Masters Of The “Yo Mama” Jokes. Wolfs Hate Those

Magpies Are Masters Of The "Yo Mama" Jokes. Wolfs Hate Those

#50

The Japanese Imperial Guard Has A Unit Of Specially Trained Shiba Inus That Pose As Toys In Royal Nurseries

The Japanese Imperial Guard Has A Unit Of Specially Trained Shiba Inus That Pose As Toys In Royal Nurseries

#51

Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing

Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing

#52

My Nephew Went To The Zoo And Learned That Walruses Like Hugs Too … Just Like People.

My Nephew Went To The Zoo And Learned That Walruses Like Hugs Too ... Just Like People.

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#53

In Canada, Due To Predictable Movement Patterns, Moose Are Used As Directional Markers

In Canada, Due To Predictable Movement Patterns, Moose Are Used As Directional Markers

#54

Baby dragons are incapable of making fire, but their instinctual need to destroy villages coupled with dragon strength make them dangerous even at an early age.

#55

Due To Climate Change And Urbanization Most Squirrels Now Live Underground

Due To Climate Change And Urbanization Most Squirrels Now Live Underground

#56

World’s Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii

World's Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii

#57

Commonly Referred To As “God’s Mistake,” The Tapir Is The Result Of An Unholy Union Of Donkey And Elephant

Commonly Referred To As "God's Mistake," The Tapir Is The Result Of An Unholy Union Of Donkey And Elephant

#58

Inside Each Turtle Is The Soul Of A Grumpy Old Man

Inside Each Turtle Is The Soul Of A Grumpy Old Man

#59

Ducks Are Tragically Suicidal, And Will Instinctively Try And Drown Themselves. Unfortunately, They Float

Ducks Are Tragically Suicidal, And Will Instinctively Try And Drown Themselves. Unfortunately, They Float

#60

Ferrets Do Not Exist. It Is A Derogatory Term Used By Weasels To Refer To Weasels Who Have Decided To Live A Non Traditional, Urban Lifestyle

Ferrets Do Not Exist. It Is A Derogatory Term Used By Weasels To Refer To Weasels Who Have Decided To Live A Non Traditional, Urban Lifestyle

#61

Zoos Help Baby Rhinoceros Cope With Their Cement Surroundings By Providing Them With Copious Amounts Of Cocaine

Zoos Help Baby Rhinoceros Cope With Their Cement Surroundings By Providing Them With Copious Amounts Of Cocaine

#62

After Killing Previous Alpha Male Of A Pack, Dalmatian Proudly Wears Its Skin As A Trophy

After Killing Previous Alpha Male Of A Pack, Dalmatian Proudly Wears Its Skin As A Trophy

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#63

Squirrels Are Frequently Being Employed As Construction And Groundskeeping Crews

Squirrels Are Frequently Being Employed As Construction And Groundskeeping Crews

#64

Adolescent Giraffes Are Prone To A Rebellious, Punk Phase And Will Insist “It’s Not A Phase, This Is Me Now!”

Adolescent Giraffes Are Prone To A Rebellious, Punk Phase And Will Insist "It's Not A Phase, This Is Me Now!"

#65

In Case You Didn’t Know

In Case You Didn't Know

#66

Cats Start To Melt At 85° F

Cats Start To Melt At 85° F

#67

In Response To Deforestation, Rabbits Have Adapted To Blend Into Their Increasingly Urbanized Environment

In Response To Deforestation, Rabbits Have Adapted To Blend Into Their Increasingly Urbanized Environment

#68

Right after giving birth the mother is too weak too defend from predators so her young form a ‘cyclone of invisibility’ to keep her safe, often going for days on end

#69

Due to their evolutionary adaptations to the pressure of the deep sea, seals lack bones, which would crush under the pressure. On land, though, the lack of protective casing for their brain makes them very easy to knock out.

#70

Manta Rays Travel With A Posse Because Of Their Crippling Fear Of Lonliness

Manta Rays Travel With A Posse Because Of Their Crippling Fear Of Lonliness

#71

Wolves Are Telepathic But Their Range Is So Weak They Need To Make Physical Contact To Get Their Thoughts Across

Wolves Are Telepathic But Their Range Is So Weak They Need To Make Physical Contact To Get Their Thoughts Across

#72

Canadian Geese Are Descendants Of The Caribbean Fruit Fly

Canadian Geese Are Descendants Of The Caribbean Fruit Fly

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#73

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

#74

Being Highly Social Creatures, Waterdogs Are Particularly Shocked To Find Out They’ve Been Left Home Alone

Being Highly Social Creatures, Waterdogs Are Particularly Shocked To Find Out They've Been Left Home Alone

#75

Bears Can Quickly And Easily Be Trained As Expert Caddies, Most Often Employeed By Drug Lords Who Want Protection While Golfing

Bears Can Quickly And Easily Be Trained As Expert Caddies, Most Often Employeed By Drug Lords Who Want Protection While Golfing

#76

Foxes Are Just Dogs Running Catos

Foxes Are Just Dogs Running Catos

#77

When A Male Emperor Penguin Stares At His Erection, A Reflection Of His Younger Self Stares Back

When A Male Emperor Penguin Stares At His Erection, A Reflection Of His Younger Self Stares Back

#78

This Doggo Is 4th In Line To Be The Queen Of England

This Doggo Is 4th In Line To Be The Queen Of England

#79

A Rare Photo Documenting Ant “Piloting” Behaviour, Where Ants Co-Operate To Take Over An Empty Cicada Skin And Drive It Like A Mech Suit

A Rare Photo Documenting Ant "Piloting" Behaviour, Where Ants Co-Operate To Take Over An Empty Cicada Skin And Drive It Like A Mech Suit

#80

The Dumbo Octopus Is So Named Because It’s Just So Damned Stupid

The Dumbo Octopus Is So Named Because It's Just So Damned Stupid

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