With millions of animal species inhabiting the earth, it’s pretty safe to say that animal kingdom is pretty intense and strange. Believe it or not, there just so much you don’t yet about our non-human counterparts. For instance, have you ever heard that prairie dogs greet each other by kissing? Or that scorpions glow under UV light?
While most of us love learning this sort of fact, no one can forbid us from creating alternative stories to the already strange world. Because why not? As long as you don’t mess with and harm the mother nature, there’s no one who can stop you from having a little laugh at its tiny creations and the predicaments they get involved in.Apparently, that’s what people who gather in subreddit called S**ttyAnimalFacts are doing.
People pick the cutest, funniest and most adorable videos and photos of animals and pair them with ‘facts’ that make the whole ordeal too funny to scroll past by. Although no one in any way is stating that these ‘facts’ are true, a good laugh is guaranteed. Already intrigued? Scroll below to read them!
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If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade
Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight
In 2005 scientists at Seoul national university managed to cross dog with seal. Sadly, the only specimen that survived to adulthood was born blind
Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil
Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us
De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws
After the popularity of the “Longcat” meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded.
21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours
Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons
Did You Know – The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle
Using live traps to get rid of opossums has begun to backfire as the opossums are using their prison time to get jacked, making them stronger than ever when they get back on the streets.
Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards
The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism
Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs
Welsh farmer Amaethon Jones from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch bred the longest cow on earth. Sadly, the cow is very conscious about her length and refuses to be photographed in its entirety
Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch
Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance
Since criminals begun using trained mice as couriers for sim cards, USB sticks, and drugs, especially in prisons, the FBI has established a feline division in 2005
Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence
Never underestimate a cat’s dedication to wake you up in the morning. Here you can see one who rescued their owner after an avalanche in order to get fed
Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage
Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger
When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage
All royal Canadian mounted police on active duty will be issued an official beaver companion starting in 2018. A small scale study found active duty beavers helped reduce aggression and 78% of people who encountered the beavers said they felt “More Canadian” afterwards.
A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.
If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat
Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks
Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies
Hummingbirds Grow On Trees
The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam
Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing
Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations
After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity
Many Sheep Can’t Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About
Ducks Are Not Animals
Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns
Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F
Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We’re In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit
Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity
One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It’s Time For A New Cartridge
Giraffes Evolved Their Long Necks To Help Them Survive In Even The Deepest Arctic Snow
Ghost-Dogs Must Eat The Souls Of The Innocent To Regain Their Color
Marine Biologist Are Now Tagging Whales, In Hope To Better Understand Their Movements
Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries
In 2015 a breeding program began injecting water strider DNA into embryos of german shepherds, resulting in dogs that can literally walk on water.
Cats Can Read
Magpies Are Masters Of The “Yo Mama” Jokes. Wolfs Hate Those
The Japanese Imperial Guard Has A Unit Of Specially Trained Shiba Inus That Pose As Toys In Royal Nurseries
New field studies revealed that cats with solid black coats prefer Canada geese over cars as mode of transportation for medium distances
Phone Addiction Therapy Dogs Are Available For Rent Or Hire. I’ve Rented One For The Next Two Weeks… See You In Mid-April!
Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing
My Nephew Went To The Zoo And Learned That Walruses Like Hugs Too … Just Like People.
In Canada, Due To Predictable Movement Patterns, Moose Are Used As Directional Markers
Commonly Referred To As “God’s Mistake,” The Tapir Is The Result Of An Unholy Union Of Donkey And Elephant
Baby dragons are incapable of making fire, but their instinctual need to destroy villages coupled with dragon strength make them dangerous even at an early age.
World’s Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii
Due To Climate Change And Urbanization Most Squirrels Now Live Underground
Ferrets Do Not Exist. It Is A Derogatory Term Used By Weasels To Refer To Weasels Who Have Decided To Live A Non Traditional, Urban Lifestyle
Inside Each Turtle Is The Soul Of A Grumpy Old Man
Zoos Help Baby Rhinoceros Cope With Their Cement Surroundings By Providing Them With Copious Amounts Of Cocaine
Ducks Are Tragically Suicidal, And Will Instinctively Try And Drown Themselves. Unfortunately, They Float
Squirrels Are Frequently Being Employed As Construction And Groundskeeping Crews
Cats Start To Melt At 85° F
In Response To Deforestation, Rabbits Have Adapted To Blend Into Their Increasingly Urbanized Environment
After Killing Previous Alpha Male Of A Pack, Dalmatian Proudly Wears Its Skin As A Trophy
Adolescent Giraffes Are Prone To A Rebellious, Punk Phase And Will Insist “It’s Not A Phase, This Is Me Now!”
Wolves Are Telepathic But Their Range Is So Weak They Need To Make Physical Contact To Get Their Thoughts Across
Right after giving birth the mother is too weak too defend from predators so her young form a ‘cyclone of invisibility’ to keep her safe, often going for days on end
Canadian Geese Are Descendants Of The Caribbean Fruit Fly
Manta Rays Travel With A Posse Because Of Their Crippling Fear Of Lonliness
Due to their evolutionary adaptations to the pressure of the deep sea, seals lack bones, which would crush under the pressure. On land, though, the lack of protective casing for their brain makes them very easy to knock out.
In Case You Didn’t Know
Being Highly Social Creatures, Waterdogs Are Particularly Shocked To Find Out They’ve Been Left Home Alone
Did You Know?
When A Male Emperor Penguin Stares At His Erection, A Reflection Of His Younger Self Stares Back
Bears Can Quickly And Easily Be Trained As Expert Caddies, Most Often Employeed By Drug Lords Who Want Protection While Golfing
Foxes Are Just Dogs Running CatOS
The Dumbo Octopus Is So Named Because It’s Just So Damned Stupid
This Doggo Is 4th In Line To Be The Queen Of England
A Rare Photo Documenting Ant “Piloting” Behaviour, Where Ants Co-Operate To Take Over An Empty Cicada Skin And Drive It Like A Mech Suit